Hi im Louis Howard. Im 16 years old and aspire to be a famous comic/ tv presenter/ entertainer because i am fucking hilarious.
ALAN STEVE BUTT-SCRATCHER!!
reading 2011 - one of the best weekends on my damn life
The Teletubbies unmasked
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“Marijuana has never been proven to have killed a single person, through over-dose or illness, in 5000 years of recorded history while, in the next hour, approximately 50 Americans will die from a tobacco related illness.”
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I keep turning down el sexios timios yet I complain. Lol idk what’s wrong
Boris is still Major of London woo
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
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In the shower I had a weird thought. Wouldn’t it be so cool to go back in time to like the 70s/80s and see what things were like and see your parents when they were your age. But then I thought…if time travel is to ever be invented and used in the future, surely we would have met someone from the future by now?? Hmmm
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